I’m one of the girls that started it, so I didn’t have to do anything other than a little germ burn, but these new girls are going through some shit. You have to meet all the guidelines before we even start initiation though. And not just any bitch on the street can team up with us.
What’re some of the requirements?
Well, first, you have to be all about pizza, marijuana, and Satan. If you’re not down with that, then you can get the fuck out. You can’t be in love. Love is kind of just baloney and for pussies. You have to have a killer bike to ride around on. Some guys are cool, but PMS is for the most part an anti-dude gang. There are other things, but it’s mostly just under our discretion as to whether a girl is PMS material or not. Sounds elitist, but fuck off.
So what’re you girls trying to accomplish with this?
Basically, the destruction of everything. We’re just kind of sick of all the shit people are throwing at us and so we’re going to stick it to them and stick it to their kids. So far, I think we’re doing a pretty good job. I guess you could say that the corruption of youth around here is one of our main goals. We hang out outside elementary schools and teach kids how to smoke cigarettes and tell them that they’ll be cool if they do. Then we hike up the prices and sell packs to them. It’s so easy. Little kids have fucking mashed potatoes for brains.
via: vicemag
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